• Bizarre Dating Websites •

These sites are a pretty good indication that there is room for us all. Due to the subjective nature of people’s fetishes, this list is no specific order.

Ashley Madison Agency


This site, dedicated to married/single folks seeking out “arrangements” with other married folks, has (to date) 4,255,000 members. Their commercial breaks on U.S. radio stations contain the tagline: “Life is short. Have an affair!” The site GUARANTEES an affair if you sign up, although they do state in their disclaimer that they aren’t personally held liable for personal injury or death should that happen to you if you use their services.

Scientific Match


At a paltry $2000 for a lifetime membership, this site boasts that it will find you a match based on PHYSICAL chemistry. Their CLIA/ASH-accredited lab analyzes your supplied DNA sample (immune system genes) to find that perfect someone, and then destroy it after they’re done with it. What are the benefits of DNA comparison?

• Chances are increased that you’ll love the natural body fragrance of your matches.

• Women have a much lower chance of cheating in their exclusive relationships.

• Couples tend to have higher rates of fertility.

Women Behind Bars


You have a better than average chance at hooking up here for obvious reasons. Unfortunately, the site doesn’t list what these women’s offenses were to land them in prison, so you’re taking your chances. Surprisingly, if you get a chance to read the “What People are Saying About Us” page, the percentage is high for satisfied customers. Price-wise, it costs you a whopping 3 dollars to obtain one address where you can converse via snail mail. The site even has an “Add to Cart” and “Checkout” button after you’re done shopping!

No Longer Lonely


Are you schizophrenic? Do you suffer from delusional paranoia? Well, thankfully a site has been created to match people with histories of mental illness. Costing zero to join with full access to all of its features, No Longer Lonely boasts it’s the only dating site of its kind. Now what could possibly go wrong here?

Darwin Dating


Yes, online dating has been reduced to the shallowest end of the mud puddle with this matchmaking service. The criteria to join is picky as they allow “beautiful people only.” And that does not include inner beauty. Their tagline? “Online dating minus ugly people.”


~ by Voltima on November 27, 2009.

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